Dear postpartum body,

Dear postpartum body,

Just a friendly "hello".... and a few suggestions.

I dig the curvy backside, fuller cheeks and the new and improved "girls!" It's like I've had a free visit to the plastic surgeon for implants and botox.

However.....

I could do without the muffin top, general flabbiness and hair loss.

Please take care of this ASAP!!!

Love,

Me